Equation 1  Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy if, Human – enjoy = Donkey + work In other words, Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work ..(Eqn 1)

Equation 2 Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money ..(Eqn 2) If Men – earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys .. (Eqn 3)

Equation 3 Women = eat + sleep + spend Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend (Eqn 4) If, Women – spend = Donkeys In other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys (Eqn 5)

To Conclude From Eqn 3 and Eqn 5  Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend  So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!        (Postulate 1)

Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!                       (Postulate 2)

From Eqn 2 + Eqn 4, we have  Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend  From Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys And the Donkeys live happily ever after!

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Thought for the day

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First they will bring you at their level

Then they will beat you with their experiance.

Today's  Professional Management FUNDAS  

1."We will do it" means "You will do it"

2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"

3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"

4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done
"At least not tomorrow!"

5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I
have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"

7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will
talk later"

8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension
of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver
on time."

10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually
fought"

11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help
you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me
earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you
where your fault is"

14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just
ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."

15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"

16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything
about it"

17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"