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Modern Mathamatics

Equation 1 

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

if, Human – enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,

Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work ……………..(Eqn 1)

 

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money …………………..(Eqn 2)

If Men – earn money = Donkeys

In other words,

Men that don't earn money = Donkeys …………………….. (Eqn 3)

 

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend …………………………(Eqn 4)

If, Women – spend = Donkeys

In other words,

Women that don't spend = Donkeys ……………………………(Eqn 5)

 

To Conclude From Eqn 3 and Eqn 5 

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend 

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!        (Postulate 1)

 

Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!                       (Postulate 2)

 

From Eqn 2 + Eqn 4, we have 


Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend 

From Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys

And the Donkeys live happily ever after!

 

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