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India needs leader like this.
India Needs A Leader Like Prime Minister, John Howard - Australia
Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.
Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote: 'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.'
'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom'
'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!'
'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.'
'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.'
'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, 'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.'
'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.'
Maybe if we circulate this amongst ourselves, Indian citizens will find the backbone to start speaking and voicing the same truths. |
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Why Bill Gates decided to sell Microsoft?
Why Bill Gates decides to sell OFF Microsoft?
Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. Ø There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. Ø One doubt is whether any “re-scooter” is available in system? I find only “re-cycle”, but I own a scooter at my home.. Ø There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem. Ø My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that? Ø I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items? Ø It is surprising that windows say 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that. Ø There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only. Ø You’re provided my recent Documents, when you will provide my past documents. Regards,
Banta
Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
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China Poisoned Milk
1.What really is poisoned milk¡©
It is the milk powder mixed with "MELAMINE"
What is Melamine use for¡©It is an industrial chemical
use in the production of melawares.
It is also used in home decoration.
"US resistant board"
Do you understand¡©Melamine is use in industrial production¡¤it cannot be eaten¡ª
2.Why is Melamine added in milk powder¡©
The most important nutrient in milk is protein. And Melamine has the same protein that contains "NITROGEN"
Adding Melamine in milk reduces milk content and it is cheaper then milk so it lowers capitalization.
It can give the business man more profit!¡£
below is Melamine¡¤doesn't it look like milk¡©
it doesn't have any smell, so cannot be detected¡£
3.When was it discovered¡©
Year 2007¡¡US cats and dogs died suddenly, they found that pet food from China contains Melamine.
Starting 2008, In China, an abnormal increase
in infant cases of kidney stones.
August 2008 China Sanlu Milk Powder tested
with Melamine
Sept. 2008¡¡New Zealand gov't ask China to check this problem
Sept. 21, 2008¡¡Lots of food products in Taiwan tested with Melamine
4.What happens when Melamine is digested¡©
Melamine remains inside the kidney. It forms into stones
blocking the tubes. Pain will be eminent and person cannot urinate. Kidney will then swell.
Although surgery can remove the stones, but it will cause irreversible kidney damage. It can lead to loss of kidney function and will require
kidney dialysis or lead to death because of uremia.
What is dialysis¡©In fact, it should be called "blood washing"
it is filtering all of the body's blood into the machine and then go back to the body.
The whole process takes 4 hours and it is necessary to dialysis once for every 3 days for the rest of your life¡£
Here is a dialysis center
Large dialysis center
A small hole is required in the arm to insert the
sub-dialysis catheter.
Why is it more serious in babies¡©Because the kidney is very small and they drink a lot of milk powder.
Here is a baby undergoing dialysis.
China currenty has 13,000 infants hospitalized
It does not matter how much a human being took
Melamine. The important point is "It cannot be EATEN!"
5.What are the foods to be avoided?
Foods that contain dairy products should be avoided.
Remember: Foods with creamer or milk should
be avoided.
6.Which companies are affected¡©
Hereunder are the companies affected with Melamine.
7.What do we do next¡©
Avoid the above foods for at least six months¡£
If you have snack bar, restaurant or coffee shops¡£
Stop selling dairy products for the meantime.
If you have infants at home, change to mother's milk
or find other substitutes.¡£
Finally, share this information with friends so
they will understand the risk of milk poisoning¡ |
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Shayari of Bill Gates !!!!!
Arz kiya hai………………………. Kal jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your FILE NOT FOUND! ------------ --------- ---------
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga... ------------ --------- ---------
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye.... ------------ --------- ---------
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to DOUBLE CLICK karo... ------------ --------- ---------
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 10 ERRORS aur 5 WARNING... ------------ --------- ---------
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more DISK SPACE. ------------ --------- ---------
Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya SERVER DOWN
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Parents are PRECIOUS
PARENTS ARE PRECIOUS!!
This was narrated at a Seminar recently on Human Relations :
Venkatesh Balasubramaniam (who works for IIT) describes how his gesture of booking an air ticket for his father, his maiden flight, brought forth a rush of emotions and made him (Venkatesh) realize that how much we all take for granted when it comes to our parents.
My parents left for our native place on Thursday and we went to the airport to see them off. In fact, my father had never traveled by air before, so I just took this opportunity to make him experience the same. In spite of being asked to book tickets by train, I got them tickets on Jet Airways. The moment I handed over the tickets to him, he was surprised to see that I had booked them by air. The excitement was very apparent on his face, waiting for the time of travel. Just like a school boy, he was preparing himself on that day and we all went to the airport, right from using the trolley for his luggage, the baggage check-in and asking for a window seat and waiting restlessly for the securit y check-in to happen. He was thoroughly enjoying himself and I, too, was overcome with joy watching him experience all these things.
As they were about to go in for the security check-in, he walked up to me with tears in his eyes and thanked me. He became very emotional and it was not as if I had done something great but the fact that this meant a great deal to him. When he said thanks, I told him there was no need to thank me. But later, thinking about the entire incident, I looked back at my life. As a child, how many dreams our parents have made come true. Without understanding the financial situation, we ask for cricket bats, dresses, toys, outings, etc. Irrespective of their affordability, they have catered to all our needs. Did we ever think about the sacrifices they had to make to accommodate many of our wishes? Did we ever say thanks for all that they have done for us? Same way, today when it comes to our children, we always think that we should put them in a good school. Regardless of the amount of donation, we will ensure that we will have t give the child the best, theme parks, toys, etc. But we tend to forget that our parents have sacrificed a lot for our sake to see us happy, so it is our responsibility to ensure that their dreams are realized and what they failed to see when they were young. It is our responsibility to ensure that they experience all those and their life is complete.
Many times, when my parents had asked me some questions, I have actually answered back without patience. When my daughter asks me something, I have been very polite in answering. Now I realize how they would have felt at those moments. Let us realize that old age is a second childhood and just as we take care of our children, the same attention and same care needs to be given to our parents and elders.Quality time and politely answering them with out making them wait is important. Now I realise that I must look at their eyes and answer them pleasantly and pretend to be reading papers and answer in mono syllables. Rather than my dad saying thank you to me, I would want to say sorry for making him wait so long for this small dream. I do realize how much he has sacrificed for my sake and I will do my best to give the best possible attention to all their wishes.
Just because they are old does not mean that they will have to give up everything and keep sacrificing for their grandchildren also. They have wishes, too.
Take care of your parents. THEY ARE PRECIOUS.
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Modern Mathamatics
Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy if, Human – enjoy = Donkey + work In other words, Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work ……………..(Eqn 1) | | Equation 2 Men = eat + sleep + earn money Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money …………………..(Eqn 2) If Men – earn money = Donkeys In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys …………………….. (Eqn 3) | | Equation 3 Women = eat + sleep + spend Donkeys = eat + sleep Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend …………………………(Eqn 4) If, Women – spend = Donkeys In other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys ……………………………(Eqn 5) | | To Conclude From Eqn 3 and Eqn 5 Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1) | | Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2) | | From Eqn 2 + Eqn 4, we have
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend
From Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys And the Donkeys live happily ever after! |
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Confidence, Trust and Hope
CONFIDENCE : Once all village people decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer, all people gathered and only one boy came with an Umbrella...................that's the confidence........... TRUST : Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby when you throw him in the air, he laughs.....because he knows you will catch him........ HOPE : Every night we go to bed, we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning but still you have plans for the coming day. Keep confidence, Trust others and Never lose hope!!!!!
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Thought for the Day
Thought for the day Never argue with IDIOTS....... First they will bring you at their level Then they will beat you with their experiance.
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Management FUNDAS
Today's Professional Management FUNDAS 1."We will do it" means "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done
"At least not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I
have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will
talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension
of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver
on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually
fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help
you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me
earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you
where your fault is"
14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just
ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."
15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything
about it"
17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"
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